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... Santa?

... Santa?

A jolly, magical, white-haired man — usually named Chris, Nick, or Noel — is revealed to be the real Santa Claus.

Alicia Witt

Alicia Witt

Looking for a red-haired, soft-spoken, gentle-natured leading lady? Alicia Witt will warm your heart while she graces your screen.

Candace Cameron Bure

Candace Cameron Bure

So much more than DJ Tanner. Year after year, Candace personifies the warmth and joy of the Christmas season.

Career-Driven Woman

Career-Driven Woman

A woman who finds purpose in the next promotion or running the company. Love, until now, has never been a priority.

Carolers

Carolers

Who wishes you a Merry Christmas? Hint: they have over-sized songbooks…and are often in Dickensian costume.

Charity Work

Charity Work

Hungry children. Homeless pets. A charity event. Or just “the needy.” Whatever the cause, the reason for the season is illuminated as our leads act in the service of others.

Christmas-Named Lead

Christmas-Named Lead

Holly, Mary, Noel, Carol, Eve. The list goes on and on. And yes…Nick counts too.

Christmas-Named Town

Christmas-Named Town

A small town with a punny, Christmas-themed (or at least winter-themed) name.

Christmas Pageant

Christmas Pageant

Whatever it’s called (festival, parade, tree-lighting, or gala) the whole town gathers together - usually around a tree and almost always on Christmas Eve.

Condos

Condos

Nothing threatens the character of a small town more than a slick developer who wants to build luxury condos.

Contest as Plot Device

Contest as Plot Device

There wouldn't be a movie if it wasn't for this (usually Christmas-themed) contest. The main characters might not fall in love if not for this contest, either.

Cute, Precocious Kid

Cute, Precocious Kid

An offspring of a main character, this child will help his/her parent fall in love or discover the true meaning of Christmas.

Deceased Parent

Deceased Parent

It's why they love Christmas...or hate Christmas.

Ends w/ Kiss or Ring

Ends w/ Kiss or Ring

The climax of the movie: a swell of music before you see an engagement ring or a PG-rated kiss.

Evil Corporation

Evil Corporation

This company only cares about money. It will cancel a Christmas-themed tradition or try to buy out a small business, no matter the consequences.

Evil Fiancé

Evil Fiancé

Also refers to a serious boyfriend or girlfriend. He/she thinks they know best, and they will fight to keep their relationship, even when it's obvious their partner prefers another.

Hate Becomes Love

Hate Becomes Love

The main characters didn't like each other at first…but through forced interactions, they find common interests, including each other.

Haylie Duff

Haylie Duff

She plays strong women who know what they want. Who needs Hilary when you have Haylie?

Ice Skating Scene

Ice Skating Scene

Typically two-thirds into the movie, the love interests bond while skating and/or a clumsy, icy fall.

Kooky Grandma Figure

Kooky Grandma Figure

She may not have grandchildren, but she has wisdom to share about love and overcoming personal pride.

Lacey Chabert

Lacey Chabert

Small in stature but big in personality, Lacey wins over princes and towns. She makes "Fetch" happen.

Mistaken Identities

Mistaken Identities

Main characters assumed they knew the role of the other…until they were proven wrong.

Mistletoe

Mistletoe

When our leads need a push towards love, there’s a good chance it’s hanging over their heads.

Nutcracker Suite Music

Nutcracker Suite Music

If the movie can’t afford (or won’t pay for) Michael Buble or Mariah Carey, there’s a good chance it leans on free public domain music like the “Nutcracker Suite.”

Playful Food Fight

Playful Food Fight

Flour flies and giggles ensue while baking cookies or other Christmas-y dishes.

Opens w/ City Scene

Opens w/ City Scene

Quick cuts of cabs, skyscrapers, retail window dressings, and women walking in colorful coats are overlayed with opening credits.

Parents on Vacation

Parents on Vacation

Why isn’t the lead spending Christmas with family like everyone else? Probably because her parents are spending the holiday on a tropical island.

PR/Event Planner/Decorator

PR/Event Planner/Decorator

The female lead has a creative job at a small firm that puts her in the path of her romantic foil.

Reindeer

Reindeer

Is Christmas really Christmas without the presence of reindeer? Double points if they pull a sleigh.

Red Dress

Red Dress

Final scene. The music builds. And heads turn as she appears in an elegant red dress.

Rekindled Romance

Rekindled Romance

They were in love long ago, but times have changed…or have they? A tragedy or hometown struggle will bring them together to rediscover what has always bubbled beneath the surface.

Sage Grandpa Figure

Sage Grandpa Figure

If you have time, he'll talk your ear off. He's kind and has loved deeply. Listening to him will ensure you have a happy ending.

Sleigh Ride

Sleigh Ride

Sleigh or carriage rides act as the tipping point toward love--the gentle snowfall or clumsy dismount solidify the feelings.

Small-Town Handy Man

Small-Town Handy Man

He's a carpenter, furniture maker, or everyday handyman. He values family and is handsome to boot.

Surprise! Xmas Lights

Surprise! Xmas Lights

A romantic lead dramatically plugs in "twinkle lights" to encourage an emotional, honest moment.

They Play Piano!

They Play Piano!

If you see a grand piano, someone is bound to play it. And they will play it to woo another.

Tree Buy & Trim

Tree Buy & Trim

Far too close to Christmas Day, characters will buy and then immediately trim a Christmas tree. Brushed shoulders and elongated eye gazes occur.

Weather Unprepared

Weather Unprepared

A woman shivers while wearing a strapless dress. High heels slip because of a recent snowfall. Women just don't know how to dress for December weather.

Widower

Widower

His heart has been broken by a love lost. He's chilly on the outside yet still open to love on the inside.

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... Santa?
Alicia Witt
Candace Cameron Bure
Career-Driven Woman
Carolers
Charity Work
Christmas-Named Lead
Christmas-Named Town
Christmas Pageant
Condos
Contest as Plot Device
Cute, Precocious Kid
Deceased Parent
Ends w/ Kiss or Ring
Evil Corporation
Evil Fiancé
Hate Becomes Love
Haylie Duff
Ice Skating Scene
Kooky Grandma Figure
Lacey Chabert
Mistaken Identities
Mistletoe
Nutcracker Suite Music
Playful Food Fight
Opens w/ City Scene
Parents on Vacation
PR/Event Planner/Decorator
Reindeer
Red Dress
Rekindled Romance
Sage Grandpa Figure
Sleigh Ride
Small-Town Handy Man
Surprise! Xmas Lights
They Play Piano!
Tree Buy & Trim
Weather Unprepared
Widower

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